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  • May. 19th, 2006 at 12:36 PM
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(photo credit: twoeightnine)

The above photo is of the headquarters of the local transit company, SEPTA, at 1234 Market Street, here in Center City. Last week, they installed this massive Times Square-style ad for Dunkin Donuts. One problem- it's illegal.

In fact, I just heard from someone who recently was at a meeting with some SEPTA folks and asked one of them, "How did you get away with it?"

The answer? "Dunkin Donuts is paying us a lot of money for it!"

When informed that putting an ad like that up is, in fact, illegal, the response was, "It is?" So they researched this quite a bit.

Apparently SEPTA is being fined $100/day until they take it down, or even bother applying for zoning permits to keep the thing up. I'm sure that they are being paid much more than $700 a week to have it up there, though.

Also- they've had to put signs in the lobby of the building telling folks that there is, in fact, no Dunkin Donuts located in the lobby of the building, because confused people have been flocking there, like moths to a caffeinated, frosted, fried dough flame. Of course, if there were, they'd have a stronger case for leaving the thing up there. But, likely they don't care anyway. And how much advertising does Dunkin Donuts have to do here in Philadelphia? It's like our very own goddamned Starbucks, with one on every block.

Comments

[info]calamityjon wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
That is ... the most ... retarded ... IT LOOKS LIKE A DUNKIN DONUTS! WHY WOULD THEY THINK IT DOESN'T?? GNGGG!
[info]rjwhite wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 04:46 pm (UTC)
Imagine if they had sold it to an automobile manufacturer?

"You mean this isn't suddenly a Nissan dealership, after having been the headquarters of the local bus company for 20 years?!? What?!?"
[info]littlewashu wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC)
On the one hand that is bullshit; on the other, man, SEPTA needs to scrape money from wherever they can.
[info]rjwhite wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 04:48 pm (UTC)
[info]littlewashu wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 05:44 pm (UTC)
Damn straight they do!

I like how much you like your job.
[info]monkey1976 wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 05:14 pm (UTC)
it makes me want a donut.
[info]rjwhite wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 06:03 pm (UTC)
See? If it works, they should have put an ad for themselves up there, instead.

Maybe people would actually take transit.
[info]otterpop wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 05:31 pm (UTC)
How terrible would it be to see that sign, thinking that a tasty donut awaited me just across the street. Then, upon entering the building, finding that there were no donuts, only a transit authority.

What a let down.
[info]rjwhite wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 06:01 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it is a little cruel.
[info]bakerloo wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
It's pronounce PaShunk. Don't ask me why.
I saw that the other day and I was just astounded by the enormity of it. Then I wondered if they were putting a Super Dunkin Donuts in the Septa Museum to attract visitors.
[info]rjwhite wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 06:34 pm (UTC)
Re: It's pronounce PaShunk. Don't ask me why.
I've got it- install donut stands on all regional rail, subways, el trains and east-west buses. More money for SEPTA as they collect the fees from Dunkin Donuts and ridership will jump at least 80%.
[info]tawdryjones wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 07:55 pm (UTC)
Re: It's pronounce PaShunk. Don't ask me why.
This is a brilliant marketing idea! Call SEPTA and save them $100/day!
[info]lord_whimsy wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 06:38 pm (UTC)
I can smell Vietnam's sweet and sour chicken soup from there...
[info]princezna wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 06:42 pm (UTC)
Ugh! It's so hideous!!
[info]felixbunay wrote:
May. 19th, 2006 07:35 pm (UTC)
Today I walked into Krispy Kreme and bought a bus.
( says you )