In today's Inquirer (Best to read it every day!), there's an article about stiffer overnight parking enforcement in parts of the city. Here is the lead:
Rust never sleeps.
Neither does the Philadelphia Parking Authority, which since October has run a third shift between 10:30 p.m. and 6:30 a.m. to crack down on the most potentially dangerous violations of the city's parking laws.
OKAY. your assignment- come up with your own awkward lead for the story, also using other Neil Young album titles. Either solo works or those done with CSN and Buffalo Springfield are acceptable.
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Tonight's the night.
You could get a ticket, that is. Since October, the Philadelphia Parking Authority has run a third shift between 10:30 p.m. and 6:30 a.m. to crack down on the most potentially dangerous violations of the city's parking laws.
Everybody knows this is nowhere...to park, lest you run the risk of receiving a ticket from the ever-vigilant Philadelphia Parking Authority.
Time fades away...when you're working the graveyard shift on the PPA's elite Hydrant and Fire Lane Patrol.
...after your car as it is towed by the PPA, which since October has run a third shift between 10:30 p.m. and 6:30 a.m. to crack down on the most potentially dangerous violations of the city's parking laws.
Yes, it's a veritable bumper crop of parking tickets for the Philadelphia Parking Authority...
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Are you passionate?
The Philadelphia Parking Authority is. They've been working to crack down on potentially dangerous violations...
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Merkin ball.
That's what some drivers in Philly wish they'd found on their windshield this morning, instead of violation notices from...
That's not what the parking authority has for people who park in front of fire hydrants at 4 a.m.
...Now has to watch more carefully where he parks overnight in Philadelphia.
Zuma...
...No more. Parking overnight in Philadelphia, once considered "a beach," is now a far more financially treacherous activity.
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-Am? Cutlass Supreme? No matter what kind of car you drive, Philadelphia's overnight parking cops now have it in their crosshairs.
Since October, the Philadelphia Parking Authority has run a third shift between 10:30 p.m. and 6:30 a.m. to crack down on the most potentially dangerous violations of the city's parking laws.
So with Philadelphia's new parking regulations, you better hurry up and feed the meter because tonight's the night you could get a hefty fine.
Those are the words you'll be substituting for unprintable swears when you find that the Philadelphia Parking Authority has, once again, caught you violating city parking laws during the hours of 10:30 pm and 6:30 am.