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*no, i believe that is the dubai tower*

Yesterday, we were in New York City (Twice named! Twice nice!tm) for a few hours, knocking around. We'd taken the Bolt bus up because, hey - 10 bucks and wifi - and were waiting to board the return bus in the evening.

Now- the stop is on 34th St., just a couple blocks west of Macy's, near MSG/Penn Station, etc - basically, in the heart of things. There was a pretty good crowd waiting to go back to Phila. (why? no idea.) and I heard an old gentleman ask a middle-aged woman if a certain building was the Sears Tower. Now- seems silly, but if you hadn't ever been to Chicago or New York and were oldish, you might just not know, you know? She tells him it isn't, then just sort of asks what building it is.

OKAY - Given the location that I have relayed to you. If you can imagine that corner- right at the Tick-Tock Diner, just down the street from the Hotel New Yorker, if you turn and face due east, the one building dominating your view, a few blocks down, is the Empire State Building. Which is why I said-

"Oh, that's the Empire State Building."

To which the middle-aged woman replies-

"No, I don't think so."

"Yes, it is."

"No, let me ask [a person nearby], she's a New Yorker... oh, it is the Empire State Building!"

The same woman ended up across the aisle from us and would not stop talking the whole trip. We got into some heavy traffic and she just kept asking what was going on. I leaned a bit and saw a sign on the side of the road that said 'Delays - Construction.' So, I said, just to try and get her to shut up-

"There's a sign- says 'Construction.'"

"This time of night? No."

"Well, I just read a sign that had the word 'construction' and repeated it."

She ended up getting off at the Cherry Hill, NJ stop, WHICH DID NOT SURPRISE ME IN THE LEAST.

Comments

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faeryhead
Aug. 27th, 2009 02:12 pm (UTC)
I did not like that lady.
cherdt
Aug. 27th, 2009 03:04 pm (UTC)
There are few buildings as iconic anywhere in the world. Sure, I suppose the Pyramids of Giza and the Taj Mahal are pretty iconic, but if you are standing in New York City, it's probably neither of those.

I guess the Chrysler Building is pretty iconic, too. And shinier. Maybe she thought it wasn't shiny enough. What a jerk.
littlewashu
Aug. 27th, 2009 03:50 pm (UTC)
You'd think someone from New Jersey would know how construction works.
roninspoon
Aug. 27th, 2009 04:24 pm (UTC)
This is a very accurate simulation of my marriage. Except, my wife has never been to New Jersey.
ms_violet
Aug. 27th, 2009 11:01 pm (UTC)
There must be something in the drinking water in Cherry Hill.
drunkandinlove
Aug. 28th, 2009 02:18 am (UTC)
1- knock middle-aged women if you want, but no need to knock Cherry Hill!
2- the drinking water in Cherry Hill is DELICIOUS!
(from a Cherry Hill transplant in Philly who spent the last 2 years in NYC)
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