I am on the Philadelphia 76ers email newsletter list.

Now- Let's say your professional basketball concern were to have some pre-Thanksgiving fundraiser before a game, as many organizations tend to do this time of year.

Would you, say, have people bring entire frozen turkeys in their cars or on the train with them to the arena, or maybe just donate the cash?

Why, have them bring the large turkey on down to the Wachovia Center, of course.

Luckily, "turkeys will be collected through halftime."

In case you were in a hurry to see tipoff and wanted to take the frozen turkey to your seat first.

BONUS: Bid on courtside tickets signed by Kyle Korver for charity!

"These tickets have a face value of $1200 and are a one of a kind collector's item for the true Kyle Korver fan."

You five or so people know who you are! Pony up!